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I have a hard time respecting other poets because they’re all in bed with Orpheus and Eurydice.
Plus, they’re all full of facts about trains and lobsters and the antebellum South and stuff, and they love to share them!
They are very sluttish with their facts, whereas I am very selfish. People always accuse me of stating my opinions as if they’re facts,
but at least I don’t share trivial nuggets about goats and powder-wigs as if I invented them!