The Father Toasts His Daughter at Her Wedding

Power comes from pleasing all the elements: air fire water earth.
Crazy to think how clutter causes bad weather, bad luck, bad money,
Senior-citizen diseases…. Daughter, better to have strings of diamonds, a
General net of them in your hair, than one hair out of place. No one’s neater
Than I, even though in a state document I once misspelled feng shui as “fung
Shwe.” I’m not sure I ever changed it—I like my own order.


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