Whatchu doin’ with Lulu?
Lulu, who you
don’t really care for,
do you?

Ooh la la Lulu,
she pursued you
down Sepulveda Avenue.
Chased you, wooed you,
yoo hoo hoo-ed you.

Whatchu doin’ with Lulu
up in Santa Cruz-zoo?
Drinkin’ ouzo?
Where’d you go so suddenly
after drinks in Albany? Totally

lonely, up here on the seventh floor.
Out the door in Baltimore.
Neither-nor Norfolk, Kansas City two-step, bad bet.
Once a night in New Orleans,
“Po’ boy” in between.

Can’t you see I’m shook up
from this hookup?
When you gonna see through
all her hoodoo?

Stay with me one time, will you?

I was in my sick bed
I was at the seashore
I was at a conference
Nothin’ there was making sense
I was home by the phone
Where were you? Off with Lulu?
Well then screw you.