Look: a guy who’s naked and smoking crack
deserves to get eaten by an alligator. Let that be
a lesson to you ladies, don’t mess with a man’s
sandwich. Fuckin’ crazy people in this world,
Gamers With Jobs. All because these neanderthals
got their jollies off naked men. Sleep deprivation
doesn’t mean making them do a man
sandwich. Look: God is NOT an Asshole.
Why not electrodes attached to Your ball?
Such forces conferred a high survival value
on puny naked man living in intimate
communion with a hostile environment. I’m behind
the times on this, apparently. But would it kill
them to offer a hungry man a sandwich?