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That Proudhon had a point
though he commits the crime
of maligning theft.

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It took months of lurking
in the aisles of drug stores
but the first woman I married
was the fetching one I followed home
after watching her shoplift
an eyeliner and toothbrush.

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The wealth of others is,
as my lawyers would say,
a mitigating circumstance.

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There’s pleasure in knowing
so many people
confuse social security
with identity.

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It’s not the chagrin of leaving
clues they use to convict you—
it’s suffering the sentence
of state support.