Team Sad
We sat next to a lady
on the train
with one of those phones
attached to her ear
that looks like a gigantic
black scorpion eating
her head off
Suddenly she perked up
started talking
to no one about
someone named Eli’s
personnel file
The guy in Birks
reading the NYT
got super razzed
and projected
his righteousness
across great distances
while we quietly played
a game called
if you had to kill
everyone
in this snack car
who would go first